Karen’s Opinion

I have made a commitment to my computer. Whenever it moves slower than I think it should or it messes up in some way, I stroke it. Yes, I feel like throwing it into the yard but I stroke it. I say, “nice computer” and hope it moves faster and works more efficient. I love my HP laptop. It has a 17″ screen that allows me to have several windows open at a time. The picture is so clear on my HP. I also love my 15″ HP laptop that I inherited from my daughter! I am not sure if stroking them works or not but it makes feel better than going into a rage. Can you imagine what it must be like to be a computer?

Oh no! she is downloading another thousand pictures! She doesn’t understand what that does to me. I am two years old and she thinks I am spry. I wish I were spry. I would love to be a new shiny HP. I have been lugged around so much that my keys have begun to fall off and the ones that don’t fall off are stuck because of all those macadamian nut cookies she eats while typing. Sheesh, you would think she would know better. I wish there was a way to let her know about the great deals you can get at HP. While supplies last, you can get $500 off instantly when you purchase an HP HDX 16t with $300 coupon code NBN3248 + $200 Instant Rebate! Now, as always there are applicable restrictions and exclusions so she will need to go to HP’s website and check it out. I can only hope she acts on this so I can have a much needed rest.